Written on e-parchment.

Felt like doing a meme.  Ganked from firedancer.  On the Seven Deadly Sins.

WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
Fiance, for reasons I won't get into.  We're fine, though.  :D
What is your weapon of choice?
Words, baby words. 
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
If I got so angry that violence was necessary (and I'm not, as a general rule, a violent person nor a person who gets mad easily but...) absolutely.  Especially if it was my boss.
How about the same sex?
Probably, if one anatagonized me enough.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My mother, I believe.
What is your pet peeve?
I have alot, but the one that springs to mind is silly questions. 
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I let them go, but I never forget.

SLOTH
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Get out of bed on time. 
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 
Eh...on a work day? 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave.  Weekends? About 1pm.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Many.  But one I'm thinking of right now is my writing partner, C.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
But the vendor's phone number was disconnected!  (Lame b/c once I got ahold of them, and found out they were doing business under a different name, there's no reason on God's green earth that I couldn't order samples.  I'd just hadn't thought of it.)
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Nope.  I HATE infomercials with a passion.  Passion, I tell you.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
3, I think. 

GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? 
Don't really have one, unless you count the hot chocolate at my favorite coffeehouse.
Are you a meat eater?
Hell yeah baby!
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Roughly 2 glasses of Bailey's Irish Cream, which was 2 glasses too many.  Straight up.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Hell, no.  I'm in a minor health-food crisis at the moment (prolly b/c I found --and bought--my wedding dress a year early, and am concerned about the alterations.)
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Oh, God, yes.  Too much.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
SWEETS.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Nope.

GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
2.  And one is emergencies-last-resort only.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Buy myself a house with an office.  On the lake. 
Would you rather be rich or famous? 
Rich.  Famous is overrated.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? 
Absolutely.  Since I work in a boring job for peanuts, I figure if I'm gonna be bored, I might as well make decent money doing it.

PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Graduated (read: made it through and didn't give up) college.  And, finished 2 novels.  And 1 massive rewrite.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
No clue on that one, but if I were to guess, leaving my abusive ex-spouse would prolly be one thing.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
I'd like to have accomplished some--if not all--my goals by then.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Hell, yeah.  I'm naturally competitive.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No, can't say that I have.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Never.  Except that one time in Math class.....
What did you do today that you're proud of? 
Did not go off on the customers who placed same day orders AFTER I sent them a memo about the holiday specifically to PREVENT that from happening.

LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Crap.  I have no idea.  2, I think.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
2.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
Negative.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Chest.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Big Fat Negative.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Negative. 

ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I can't think of anything at the moment.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? 
My sister.  She should have been an interior designer....if I actually had a house.  *le sigh*
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Myself.  I am Myself.  (kudos to anyone that gets that reference)
Have you ever been cheated on?
Too many times to count.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yep.  I wish I were a bit thinner.  Not really thin, just a bit.  Oh, and jaw bones that weren't misaligned (TMJ) so I wouldn't have had to have jaw surgery at 15.  Although, that surgery really shaped my life so.....
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Sense of humor.  I am not funny, not naturally anyways.

WHAT DEADLY SIN....
Do you do the most often?
Wrath.  I've been spending too much time angry.
Do you do the least often?
Greed.  I am not a greedy person.
Is your favourite to act on?
Gluttony - hence my crisis.  

Your turn!